The Riddle

 

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B02.01 Don Quixote

 

Written by Nik Kershaw

 


 

Your mind can play tricks

Makes you what you want to be

Just like super heroes

You saw them on tv

Coast to coast, wall to wall

Got to go, duty calls

Here I am

Here I am

Superman, Lois Lane

Saved the world, back again

Here I am

In my old, red saloon

I'm a knight in shining armour

If I were asleep, man

I couldn't be much calmer

Hit the road, on the run

Faster than anyone

Here I am

One for all, all for one

Shake the fist, shoot the gun

Here I am

Don Quixote

What do you say?

Are we proud? Are we brave?

Or just crazy?

Don Quixote

What do you say?

Are we shooting at windmills like you?

Common sense, is as good

As a café on the moon

When man and machinery come to their high noon

Radio on the blink

Kick the cat, hit the drink

Here I am

Beat the clock, punch the wall

Fixed in no time at all

Here I am

Don Quixote

What do you say?

Are we proud? Are we brave?

Or just crazy?

Don Quixote

What do you say?

Are we shooting at windmills like you?

Here I am

Don Quixote

We're all men of La Mancha

 


 

B02.02 Know How

 

Written by Nik Kershaw

 


 

Got a badge upon my chest

I'm a cut above the rest

So I can tell you what to do

Got my regimental hat

Got my « by the good book » chat

So I can tell you where to go

I've got a job to do and I'm telling you

I intend to do it well

It's easy when you know how

It's easy when you know how

Got my smart uniform

And my duty to perform

So I don't care you who you are

I'm the only one who can spoil your fun

With one shake of the head

It's easy when you

Know how, know way

Know where and know today

Know mercy, know time

Know reason, know rhyme

Know how, know way

Know where and know today

Know mercy, know time

Know reason, know rhyme

Know how

I don’t care who you say you are

I can’t let you in here

I can tell you I'm the law

With my medals from the war

So don't tell me what to do

With my narrow point of view

Though I know you're probably right, I guess

It's still not easy saying yes

It's easy when you know how, know way

Know where and know today

Know mercy, know time

Know reason, know rhyme

Know how, know way

Know where and know today

Know mercy, know time

Know reason, know rhyme

Know how

 


 

B02.03 You Might

 

Written by Nik Kershaw

 


 

Off to face the world again

Past the bathroom mirror

Ignorance is bliss, they say

Couldn't be much clearer

Imaging what might have been

Thinking it could still be

All the lost years in between

Still a sucker for a dream

You might be an oil tycoon

You might be a Cobb cartoon

You might be a Gershwin tune

You might be but you're not

You might be an eagles call

You might be a nations fall

You might be the Albert Hall

You might be but you're not

Play the fool and act the clown

Impress your friends and neighbours

Not so good when you come down

With nothing for your labours

You could have been a movie star

You could have been a hero

You could have won a bridge too far

The best you get is no cigar

You might be an eagles call

You might be a nations fall

You might be the Albert Hall

You might be but you're not

You are what you are

You are what you are

You might be an oil tycoon

You might be a Cobb cartoon

You might be a Gershwin tune

You might be but you're not

You might be an eagles call

You might be a nations fall

You might be the Albert Hall

You might be but you're not

No, no

You might be an eagles call

You might be a nations fall

You might be the Albert Hall

You might be but you're not

 


 

B02.04 Wild Horses

 

Written by Nik Kershaw

 


 

On the top of an office block

Sits a man of business, a man of means

He's got intrays and ashtrays

He is up to his neck in computers and tragedy queens

Undermining his overdraft with lunches with the president

He’s got indecision and indigestion

And he wonders where the last ten million went

But what do I get when I say to his face?

Let me take you to a better place

Wild horses wouldn't drag me there

Wild horses wouldn't make me care

I know where I belong

And I’ve been here too long

Wild horses wouldn't drag me there

Wild horses wouldn't make me care

I know where I belong

And I've been here too long

On the side of a mountain

Lives a man of nature, a man of peace

He’s got no food and no money

And he's waiting for his merciful release

Works his fingers to the bone

Just to make it through the winter snows

He's got nothing to do and no one to do it to

And he wonders where the buffalo goes

But what do I get when I say to his face?

Let me take you to a better place

Wild horses wouldn't drag me there

Wild horses wouldn't make me care

I know where I belong

And I've been here too long

Wild horses wouldn't drag me there

Wild horses wouldn't make me care

I know where I belong

And I've been here too long

Wild horses wouldn't drag me there

Wild horses wouldn't make me care

I know where I belong

And I've been here too long

Wild horses wouldn't drag me there

Wild horses wouldn't make me care

I know where I belong

And I've been here too long

 


 

B02.05 Easy

 

Written by Nik Kershaw

 


 

Hold me up, I’m falling over

Got the jackal at my door

Got a chip upon my shoulder

But I still come back for more

Phone me up, I’m feeling lonely

Got the radio up loud

With my comfortable position

And my cottage in the clouds

Easy we come, easy we go

Little we learn, little we know

No place to be, no space to grow

Easy we come, easy we go

Wind me up, I'm boxing shadows

Got a pocket full of fluff

Got a sturdy constitution

But I don't think that’s enough

Easy we come, easy we go

Little we learn, little we know

No place to be, no space to grow

Easy we come, easy we go

Easy we go

Wake me up I'm fast asleep

And I've forgotten who I am

Got a trivial ideal

And a temporary plan

Easy we come, easy we go

Little we learn, little we know

No place to be, no space to grow

Easy we come, easy we go

Easy we come, easy we go

Little we learn, little we know

No place to be, no space to grow

Easy we come, easy we go

 


 

B02.06 The Riddle

 

Written by Nik Kershaw

 


 

I got two strong arms,

Blessings of Babylon

With time to carry on,

And try

For sins and alarms,

So to America the brave

Wise men save,

Near a tree by a river

There's a hole in the ground,

Where an old man of Aran

Goes around and around,

And his mind is a beacon

In the veil of the night,

For a strange kind of fashion

There's a wrong and a right

But he'll never, never fight over you

I got plans for us,

Nights in the scullery

And days instead of me,

I only know what to discuss

Oh for anything but light,

Wise men fighting over you

It's not me you see,

Pieces of valentine

With just a song of mine,

To keep from burning history

Seasons of gasoline and gold,

Wise men fold

Near a tree by a river,

There's a hole in the ground

Where an old man of Aran,

Goes around and around

And his mind is a beacon,

In the veil of the night

For a strange kind of fashion,

There's a wrong and a right

But he'll never, never fight over you,

I got time to kill

Sly looks in corridors,

Without a plan of yours

A blackbird sings on bluebird hill

Thanks to the calling of the wild

Wise men's child,

Near a tree by a river

There's a hole in the ground,

Where an old man of Aran

Goes around and around,

And his mind is a beacon

In the veil of the night,

For a strange kind of fashion

There's a wrong and a right,

But he'll never, never fight

Near a tree by a river,

There's a hole in the ground

Where an old man of Aran,

Goes around and around

And his mind is a beacon,

In the veil of the night

For a strange kind of fashion,

There's a wrong and a right

But he'll never, never fight over you

No he’ll never, never fight over you

 


 

B02.07 City Of Angels

 

Written by Nik Kershaw

 


 

Gone fishing for compliments

On Hollywood and Vine

I'd come to your party

But I haven't finished mine

Talk to the doctor

He turns acid into wine, 'cause

I am an angel

In the city of angels

Nothing cuts too deep

Yes I am an angel

In the city of angels

And I live the biggest sleep

Oh oh oh

I'm off to chew the fat

Where all the in crowd chew

Hang loose at the Oscar show

And at the yacht club too

Don't mess with me

‘Cause I've a bigger hose than you. 'cause

I am an angel

In the city of angels

Nothing cuts too deep

Yes I am an angel

In the city of angels

And I live the biggest sleep

I am an angel

Nothing here is real

I am an angel

In the city of angels

It only matters what you feel

I am an angel

In the city of angels

And everything is cool

I am an angel

It's me I'm trying to fool

I am an angel

In the city of angels

Nothing’s as it seems

Oh, I am an angel

In the city of angels

So come and live your dreams

I am an angel

In the city of angels

Nothing cuts too deep

I am an angel

In the city of angels

And I live the biggest sleep

 


 

B02.08 Roses

 

Written by Nik Kershaw

 


 

Gone fishing for compliments

Make it plastic make it pay

Use it up and throw away

Make another just the same, more or less

Burn our time down to size

Send it up into the skies

Hide the evidence with lies, what a mess

But we've just come from a meeting

And we're sure you'd like to know

There'll be deep blue skies and clear blue waters

Everywhere you go

‘Cause everything's coming up roses

Or so they tell you

Coming up smelling of roses

Or so they say

Yes everything's coming up roses

Or so they tell you

Coming up smelling of roses

Or so they say

In the name of energy

We give our problems to the sea

But they'll be back for you and me

In or haste, we forget

Leaving our mistakes behind

Out of sight is out of mind

Our disposable mankind

What a waste

But we've talked to the experts

And they know a thing or two

They say it's all hunky dory

There's nothing for you to do

And everything's coming up roses

Or so they tell you

Coming up smelling of roses

Or so they say

Yes everything's coming up roses

Or so they tell you

Coming up smelling of roses

Or so they say

But it's an awful price to pay

Believing everything they say

Here tomorrow gone today

So take me home to the red red skies and the

Brown, brown grass and the black, black seas

And the broken glass and the dead, dead trees

But everything's coming up roses

Or that's what they tell you

‘Cause everything's coming up

Roses

Or so they tell you

Coming up smelling of roses

Or so they say

And everything's coming up roses

Or so they tell you

Coming up smelling of roses

Or so they say

 


 

B02.09 Wide Boy

 

Written by Nik Kershaw

 


 

He made a record

It made him famous

Yes it made him a star

The life and soul of the party

He rocks, he shocks

You never know where you are with him

He got no sense but he got money

He got no sense but he got overnight success

Exceed excess, exceed excess

He no big deal, he just a wide boy

He no big deal he's just an ordinary guy

Oh me, oh my, oh me, oh my

He made a movie

He played the driver of a big yellow car

He is super fab and groovy

He struts he crows

You never know where you are with him

He got no sense but he got money

He got no sense but he got overnight success

Exceed excess, exceed excess

He no big deal, he just a wide boy

He no big deal he's just an ordinary guy

Oh me, oh my, oh me, oh my

With your symmetry teeth in your Californian town

I’m here to tell you that you ain’t no Superman

You’re just a wide boy

A wide boy

 


 

B02.10 Save The Whale

 

Written by Nik Kershaw

 


 

* [Live version]

 

Monster they call you...

Whilst pillaging the deep,

Withhold, Leviathan,

The innocence you keep

 

In the turquoise inner space

The giants live with grace

At peace with peace

At peace with god and men

Their spirits rise and fall

Much greater than us all

They trust too much

To see their bitter end

Never in a million years, they say

It could never come to this, no way

You should never trust man, my friends

So as I stare to sea

The salt winds call to me

And as they call

I hang my head in shame

Any other would could call their bluff

But any other world would scream enough

The ocean cries louder to me

Save the whale… Save the whale…Save the whale…

Save the whale… Save the whale…Save the whale…

Conservare, conservare, conservare Baleinum

Conservare, conservare, conservare Baleinum

Conservare, conservare, conservare Baleinum

Conservare, conservare, conservare Baleinum

Conservare, conservare, conservare Baleinum

Conservare, conservare, conservare Baleinum

To never kiss and tell

Their factory ship farewell

With every scream

A piece of conscience dies

Lying in a crimson resting place

Crying with a smile upon his face

The giant dies trusting in me

Any other world would call their bluff

But any other world would scream enough

The ocean cries louder to me

Save the whale… Save the whale…Save the whale…

And Jesus Christ Almighty

Save the whale… Save the whale…Save the whale…

For all our sakes

Save the whale

 


 

B02.11 Progress

 

Written by Nik Kershaw

 


 

* [Demo version]

 

Do you see that metal man building you car?

That’s progress!

But you don’t know who the real ones are

(When you don’t know who the real ones are)

That’s progress!

I’d like to watch TV tonight

(The crazy level goes up one notch)

But I’ve got to paint my windows white

(The American dream and Japanese Scotch)

If the blues don’t get you then the valium might

(When you’re beaten at chess by your digital watch)

That’s progress! That’s progress!

That’s Progress!

They tell you, they tell you that’s progress!

If that’s progress… If that’s progress…

If that’s progress... I’d rather have no gress than progress!

Don’t follow us, we’re walking side...

Got my excess button for the excess strain, that’s progress!

Got my lead umbrella for the acid rain, that’s progress!

The crazy level goes up one notch

(I’d like to watch TV tonight)

The American dream and Japanese Scotch

(But I’ve got to paint my windows white)

When you’re beaten at chess by your digital watch

(If the blues don’t get you then the valium might)

That’s progress! That’s progress!

That’s Progress!

They tell you, they tell you that’s progress!

If that’s progress… If that’s progress…

If that’s progress... I’d rather have no gress than progress!

Don’t follow us, we’re walking sideways...

Don’t follow us, we’re walking sideways...

Don’t follow us, we’re walking sideways...

TV dinner-date monosodium glutamate... Progress!

That’s progress! That’s progress!

That’s Progress!

They tell you, they tell you that’s progress!

If that’s progress… If that’s progress…

If that’s progress... I’d rather have no gress than progress!

That’s progress! That’s progress!

That’s Progress!

They tell you, they tell you that’s progress!

If that’s progress… If that’s progress…

If that’s progress... I’d rather have no gress than progress!

Don’t follow us, we’re walking sideways...

 


 

B02.12 So Quiet

 

Written by Nik Kershaw

 


 

I thought I heard a sigh

As you waved the world goodbye

While the snow lies on meadows like a shroud

And it’s so quiet, so quiet,

And even the silence is too loud

So different yesterday

When you laughed the night away

When you knew that all the time you were too proud

And it’s so quiet, so quiet,

And even the silence is too loud

So crusading, much too true

Not a cause that was too small for you

So romantic, too naive

And not a kind enough breath to breathe

So when I think of you,

I think of violet and blue

And all the things that makes you stand out in a crowd

And it’s so quiet, so quiet,

And even the silence is too loud

Your pleasure and delight

Was a never-ending fight

Just to find the silver lining in the clouds

And it’s so quiet, so quiet,

And even the silence is too loud,

Yes, it’s so quiet, so quiet,

And even the silence is too loud

 


 

B02.13 Don't Lie

 

Written by Nik Kershaw

 


 

Make me laugh and make me sing

Make me do most anything

But it may seem a better fake

Oh, if you can exaggerate

If you think we don’t know better

Just write yourself a Dear-John letter

Face to face and eye to eye

Oh, we all know that pigs don’t fly

Baby, don’t lie, baby, don’t lie no more

Baby, don’t lie no more (lie no more)

Baby, don’t lie, baby, don’t lie no more

Baby, don’t lie no more

Hide behind your shallow smile

With fabrication by the mile

Imagination gone too far

You can’t tell what the real things are

Don’t give me that sincere look

‘Cause I can read you like a book

Page by page and line by line

Let’s hear that story one more time

Baby, don’t lie, baby, don’t lie no more

Baby, don’t lie no more (lie no more)

Baby, don’t lie, baby, don’t lie no more,

Baby, don’t lie no more

Tell lies for light relief

Designed to bring express belief

But one day without a doubt

The Boogey-man will find you out

Baby, don’t lie, baby, don’t lie no more

Baby, don’t lie no more (lie no more)

Baby, don’t lie, baby, don’t lie no more

Baby, don’t lie no more

 


 

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