The Lost Chapter

 

Demos from 1989-1990 sung by Nik Kershaw

 


 

C01.01 A Bad Case Of Each Other

 

Written by Nik Kershaw

 


 

How I wonder what you feel
Do you feel like I do?
I've asked so many questions,
Now, I'm asking you...
Does a heart do all the thinking for you,
Do you lie awake and wonder why?
Do you think that we belong together?
So do I...
I've been afraid to hear the answer,
I've been silent too long
So, tell me if my intuitions right
But tell me if it's wrong
Is your heart the only thing that matters?
Does it hurt you when we say goodbye?
Do you wonder why this feels like Heaven?
So do I...
We've got a bad case of each other
Looks like it's me and you, no matter what we do,
We've got a bad case of each other
Looks like it's me and you together,
Forever...

Yeah-yeah
When am sittin' right here for hours
In all minutes in between,
Don't you think it's about time
One never said something,
I think you know what I mean
Do the stars come out for your eyes only?
Do you want to spread your wings and fly?
Do you hope that this will be forever?
So do I...

Ooooooooohhhhooooh,
(We've got a bad case of each other)
We've got a bad case of each other
Looks like it's me and you, no matter what we do,
We've got a bad case of each other
Looks like it's me and you together,
Forever...

 


 

C01.02 I'm In Love With My Television

 

Written by Nik Kershaw

 


 

There's a man on the TV,

He's dignified and true

He gives me information and he tells me what to do,

When I need a companion,

And I've enemies inside
He is my inspiration,

He's my conscience and my guide
Wo-oh
I'm In Love With My Television,
I'm In Love With My TV
I Would say she's my new religion,

I need her like she needs me
There's a man in my bedroom,

With a loud and tasteless tie,

He shows me how to buy things and he tells me what to buy
Now they've waited,

He's spoken

No intelligence to find,

Not a need to move a muscle of my body or my mind
Wo-oh
I'm In Love With My Television,
I'm In Love With My TV
I Would say she's my new religion,

I need her like she needs me
But to her my life, I devote,

I can turn her on with my remote,

She is my lover, my teacher, my pet,
Well, I've got a a thing for my tv set

My baby's got stereo sound, got 99 channels and they're all for me
The cute little graphics are the best around, my baby's got FST.
There's a man in my kitchen,

With a shotgun in his hand,

He shoots me all he wants to,

But I'll never understand
'Cos,
I'm In Love With My Television,
I'm In Love With My TV
I Would say she's my new religion,

I need her like she needs me
I'm In Love With My Television,
I'm In Love With My TV
I Would say she's my new religion,

I need her like she needs me
I'm In Love With My Television,
I'm In Love With My TV
I Would say she's my new religion,

I need her like she needs me
She needs me

 


 

C01.03 She's Got A Hold On Me

 

Written by Nik Kershaw

 


 

(* Bonnie Tyler version)

 

(Oh yeah) No matter how hard I try No matter how many days go by I really can't make this feeling go away Whenever I change my mind Whenever I turn my head around The only one I can see every single day

She's got a hold on me

(He's got a hold on me) Nothing I can say Nothing I can do She's got a hold on me (He's got a hold on me)

And pretty soon she may

(And pretty soon he may) Have a hold on you

Whenever she's somewhere else

(Whenever he's somewhere else) I try to remember if I can If only I could forget I think I'd be just fine

I wonder where she came from (I wonder where he came from) I wonder what name she answers to

(I wonder what name he answers to) Whatever she calls herself

(Whatever he calls himself) I'd like to call her mine

(I'd like to call him mine) All mine

Oh-wo

She's got a hold on me

(He's got a hold on me) Nothing I can say Nothing I can do

She's got a hold on me (He's got a hold on me)

And pretty soon she may

(And pretty soon he may) Have a hold on you

She's got a hold on me

(He's got a hold on me) Nothing I can say Nothing I can do

She's got a hold on me (He's got a hold on me)

And pretty soon she may

(And pretty soon he may) Have a hold on you

It could be my low resistance And you can all be smug as hell But you all better keep your distance Unless you wanna get burnt as well Oh, oh

Whenever she walks on by

(Whenever he walks on by) And looks at me and I know That she ain't ever letting go

(That he ain't ever letting go)

Oh, oh

She's got a hold on me

(He's got a hold on me) Nothing I can say Nothing I can do

She's got a hold on me (He's got a hold on me)

And pretty soon she may

(And pretty soon he may)

Have a hold on you

She's got a hold on me

(He's got a hold on me) Nothing I can say Nothing I can do

She's got a hold on me (He's got a hold on me)

And pretty soon she may

(And pretty soon he may)

Have a hold on you

 

She's got a hold on me

(He's got a hold on me) Nothing I can say Nothing I can do (Nothing I can do)

She's got a hold on me  


 

C01.04 Do Like I Say

 

Written by Nik Kershaw

 


 

My daddy long ago,

Told me a thing that you should know,

Words of wisdom that I control
Make myself a man
You said take no notice at what I do,

One goal for me and one for you

And when you grow up you'll know it's true

And you'll understand
Do like I say,

I'm telling you.
Do like I say, boy,

Not like I do
Nobody must admit...
Who'd ever call me a hypocrite
Nobody pushes me where I don't fit
You got to love my daddies eye
No, we'll no I can't find him guilty
That's a matter of secrecy

And it is that place that you can be,

A better man than I
Do like I say,

I'm telling you.
Do like I say, boy,

Not like I do
No reason to criticise,
I say my prayers and I tell em' no lies
And it will come as no surprise,

I can do no wrong
Oh, I can't do nothing wrong
But I said...
Ohh,
Do like I say,

I'm telling you.
Do like I say, boy,

Not like I do
Do like I say,

I'm telling you.
Do like I say, boy,

Not like I do
Do like I say,

I'm telling you.
Do like I say, boy

 


 

C01.05 Don't Mess With My Emotions

 

Written by Nik Kershaw

 


 

(* Seven version)

 

I don't know

Do I say hello or goodbye?

Which way do I go?

Should I laugh or should I cry?

Stop pretending

That you don't know what I'm about

Tell me if I'm right

Tell me if I'm wrong

Let me know or let me out

(Let me in or let me out)

Don't mess with my emotions

Don't fool around with me

Stop playing with my heart and let me be

I don't care

Just as long as you can say

If all the love and war is fair

In which of these is it we play

You keep me hanging

She loves me

She loves me not

Let me see the light

Let me be the one

Let me go

I'm all I've got

Don't mess with my emotions

Don't fool around with me

Stop playing with my heart and let me be

I've had enough of playing these games with you

When my heart lies broken and abused

Just do what you have to do

But don't leave me blinded and confused

(But don't keep me blinded and confused)

Hey-hey

Oh

Don't mess with my emotions

Don't fool around with me

Stop playing with my heart and let me be

Oh let me be

(Set me free)

Don't mess with my emotions

Don't fool around with me

Stop playing with my heart and let me be

Set me free

(Set them free)

(Don't fool around with me)

 


 

C01.06 I Drown In Your Tears

 

Written by Nik Kershaw

 


 

We're heroes on unknown shores
Invaders in this land of yours
We come here to set you free
Don't worry, you can trust in me
I've got a mission, got divine permission
To make you slave to my god, slave to my fears
I've got a mission, got divine permission
To make you slave to my god, I drown in your tears
How great is this cross we bare,

How strange are these clothes we wear.
How misplaced our good intent
How shameless we are heaven sent
I've got a mission, got divine permission
To make you slave to my god, slave to my fears
I've got a mission, got divine permission
to make you slave to my god, I drown in your tears
We're gonna teach you things like, ours is good and yours is bad
And then we'll heal the sickness you didn't even know you had
So, leave your world, lay down your pride
'Cos we know, God is on our side.
I've got a mission
Slave to my god
Slave to my god
I've got a mission, got divine permission
To make you slave to my god, slave to my fears
I've got a mission, got divine permission
To make you slave to my god, I drown in your tears

 


 

C01.07 It Hurts When I Laugh

 

Written by Nik Kershaw

 


 

(* Chesney Hawkes version)

(* Mark Keller version)

 

(Ohhhh)

It was, oh so many years ago
(Well, it was so many years ago)

It seems like yesterday
My baby packed her bags
And took her pretty self away
Was it something I did?
Something I said?
Something confusing in my head
I asked a Doctor
And he said I was ok
But it hurts when I laugh
And it hurts when I cry
And it hurts when I remember the reason why

When it hurts when I laugh
(Yes it hurts when I laugh)

(How it hurts when I laugh)
Oh it hurts when I cry

(And it hurts when I cry)
And it hurts when I remember the day she said "Goodbye" (the day she said "Goodbye")

So the minutes passed like hours
(Well the minutes passed like hours)
And the hours passed like days
My friеnds tell me I'm alright
I'm just going through a phase
But it's еasy for them
Easy to say
Easy when nothing's in your way
It ain't so easy when you feel the way I do

How it hurts when I when I laugh

(Cause it hurts when I when I laugh)
And it hurts when I cry
And it hurts when I remember the reason why

And it hurts when I laugh
(Yes it hurts when I laugh)
Oh it hurts when I cry

(How it hurts when I cry)
And it hurts when I remember the day she said "Goodbye"
You may think that I'm pathetic
You may think I'm insane
But no kind of anaesthetic
Is gonna take away this pain
Ooh-ooh (take away this pain)

Wo-oh (take away this pain)

Wo-oh (take away this pain)
I'm at the end, I'm on the shelf
I'm feeling sorry for myself
But that feels good 'cause I ain't up

(And that feels good 'cause I ain't up)
Unless I'm down
Oh it hurts when I laugh
(How it hurts when I laugh)
And it hurts when I cry
And it hurts when I remember the reason why
And it hurts when I laugh

(Yes it hurts when I laugh)
Oh it hurts when I cry

(And it hurts when I cry)
And it hurts when I remember the day she said

Oh-Oh
The day she said Goodbye

Oh-Oh
(the day she said Goodbye)

(the day she said Goodbye)

(the day she said Goodbye)

(the day she said Goodbye)

Oh the day she said Goodbye

Oh-Oh
(the day she said Goodbye)

Oh the day she said Goodbye

(the day she said Goodbye)

(the day she said Goodbye)

The day she said Goodbye

 


 

C01.08 Life Is A Game Show

 

Written by Nik Kershaw

 


 

Life is a gameshow

I love the audiences cheers
I like to be the best there is
I got material ideas
I like to get what I can
Life is a gameshow

Look at us go
Look at the wheel begin to spin
What can we win

What can we lose?
All or nothing...
Life is a gameshow

Look at us go
Look at the prizes we can choose

What can we lose

What can we do?
'Cos life is a game show
We learn to fight before we talk

We learn to win before we walk
Big bucks

The dream we all have found
They say it makes the world go round
Good luck

I'll get the things I need
Won't have to work for my pain
Live it up

I'm a friend (???)
I roll the dice and I say
Life is a gameshow

Look at us go
Look at the wheel begin to spin
What can we win

What can we lose?
'Cos life is a game show
OooooOoooooOooo
A stereo,

A tea set,

A combination video telephone,

Hotel cabinet,

A teasmade,

A thing that makes lemonade,
And a garden with a tree with a cottage in the country,

A CD,

A chocolate vendor,

A food mixer and a blender,

Some treat,

With a three piece suite

And a holiday (in Paris???)
You win a motorbike,

That you very much like,

Mozart,

Go-kart,

A deep fat fryer if you're happy
With a washer and a dryer,

And another for a friend,

This beautiful TV,

Three speed rotisserie
This and immortality,

If you're wise the next star prize is
All the money you can spend
Let these things pass me right on by,

Gotta get all this before I die,

Can't stop,

May only get one go,

Can't stop.
Life Is a gameshow
Life is a gameshow
Life is a gameshow,

Look at us go
Look at the wheel begin to spin
What can we win,

What can we lose?
Ohh, all or nothing
Life is a gameshow,

Look at us go
Look at the prizes we can choose,

What can we lose,

What can we do?
Life is a game show

 


 

C01.09 Love Is A Rock

 

Co-written by Nik Kershaw and Steve Ferrera

 


 

Well here we are under the moonlight

Radio's playing our song,

Got a groove that's coming in just right,

Gotta feeling and it won't be long

I've got a plan for you,

Nothing you can do to make me change my mind

Love Is calling our number,

Watch and see the night unwind.

Love Is a rock,

Ready to roll,

Ready or not

Body and soul,

Where the faint hearted...

It's time to get started

Love Is a rock,

Ready to roll,

Ready or not

Body and soul,

Got a bottle of Moët et Chandon,

Julio is singing our tune,

With my very best buckles and bows on,

Something's got to happen soon,

There is a place I know,

Think you wanna go,

Think you wanna give it a try,

Love Is stronger than both of us,

No need to find out why

Love Is a rock,

Ready to roll,

Ready or not

Body and soul,

Where the faint hearted...

It's time to get started

Love Is a rock,

Ready to roll,

Ready or not

Body and soul,

It's better to surrender,

That you hold out in defence,

Just another lost contender

With so much to comprehend,

But no matter what resistance,

It will get you in the end

Love Is a rock...

(ready to grow)

Where the faint hearted,

It's time to get started

Love Is a rock,

Ready to roll,

Ready or not

Body and soul,

Love Is a rock,

Ready to roll,

Ready or not

Body and soul,

Where the faint hearted...

It's time to get started

Love Is a rock,

Ready to roll,

Ready or not

Body and soul,

 


 

C01.10 Show Me The Way

 

Written by Nik Kershaw

 


 

(* The Osmond Boys version)

A little man in a big bad world Which direction he don't know He looks around him and he sees my face And he asks me where to go

He goes in the outdoor Up the down road then he does it all The same again and again And he talks to me as his friend

I want you to show me the way Show me the way to go I need you to show me the way,

Yeah, mmm Show me the way to go

Another time and another face Another crossroad he has known He follows footsteps to a better place Then he finds they are his own

He is going nowhere, fast, is nowhere bound He watches himself going round and round Lost in the lost and found

I want you to show me the way,

(Yeah-hey) Show me the way to go (I need you to) Show me the way,

Hey-hey Show me the way to go

If I had the inclination I'd give the man all the information About the route and destination But I don't even know

Ohhh

Then he searches high And then he searches low He wants my help Wants me to show him the way

Ohhhhh Show him the way to go

But I said show me the way

(Show me the way to go) I need you to show me the way now

Ah (Show me the way - ohhh)

Show me the way to go (Show me the way)

(I want you to) Show me the way

(Yeah-hey) Show me the way to go

(I need you to) Show me the way (Hey-hey)

Show me the way to go (I want you to) Show me the way

(But I said) Show me the way to go (I want you to)

Show me the way

(Yeahhhhhhh)

(Show me the way to go)

(I need you to) Show me the way

Show me the way to go

Show me the way

Showwwwww

 


 

C01.11 The Devil In Me

 

Written by Nik Kershaw

 


 

I got a situation

Something's lying in my way

And it's calling itself temptation

And it's laughing at me everyday

Don't wanna live with it

But I sure can't live without it

Sometimes there is nothing I can do about it

(There is a strange man knocking at my door)

There is a strange man knocking at my door

(Asking me questions)

Asking me questions

(He's fooling everything I know)

He's fooling everything I know

(There is a strange man living in my house)

There is a strange man living in my house

(He's giving me answers)

He's giving me answers

(He's struggling to keep)

Sruggling to keep

The Devil in me

Somebody's on my shoulder

And he ain't no friend of mine, I'm sure

Ooooh, don't see him getting any order

I could swear I've seen that face before

Ooh, every little thing he says is so persuasive

A match for any resistance like you

(There is a strange man knocking at my door)

There is a strange man knocking at my door

(Asking me questions)

Asking me questions

(He's fooling everything I know)

He's fooling everything I know

(There is a strange man living in my house)

There is a strange man living in my house

(He's giving me answers)

He's giving me answers

(He's struggling to keep)

Struggling to keep

The Devil in me

It's funny how he follows everywhere that I go

It's funny how he looks a lot like me

Though, I've got to be certain

I've got to be strong

Got to ease these fears into reactions

I am good and evil

I am right and wrong

And they're pulling me in different directions

I am a strange man, strange man...

(There is a stranger)

Ohhhhhhhh, everything I know

(He follows everywhere I go)

(There is a strange man knocking at my door)

There is a strange man knocking at my door

(Asking me questions)

Asking me questions

(He's fooling everything I know)

He's fooling everything I know

(There is a strange man living in my house)

There is a strange man living in my house

(He's giving me answers)

He's giving me answers

(He's struggling to keep)

Struggling to keep

The Devil in me

Ohhhhhhhh

The Devil in me

The Devil in me

Ohhhhhhhh

 


 

C01.12 The Winds Of Change

 

Written by Nik Kershaw

 


 

That's us

Walking in the wind

Heads down

Future on our backs

And we're on our way

Thinking it'll be okay

What's this?

Something's going on

What's that?

Pieces of our world

Flying around our heads

We could even wind up dead

Wish that we had stayed in bed

The winds of change

The winds of change

You will not stop

The winds of change

You can see the way they blow

Baby, that's the way we go

The winds of change

The winds of change

You will not stop

The winds of change

Nothing stays the same

Baby, nothing stays the same

That's us

Rushing to the wing

The two of us

Out there on the wing

Not single prayer

Thinking that we're almost there

Reaches out

Stops us in our tracks

It picks us up

And knocks us to the ground

Like a circle clown

Blowing our intensions down

Throwing all our dreams around

The winds of change

The winds of change

You will not stop

The winds of change

You can see the way they blow

Ohhhhhh, that's the way we go

The winds of change

The winds of change

You will not stop

The winds of change

Nothing stays the same

No, nothing stays the same

Stormy weather, look ahead

Could mean changes in your day

But you can please yourself and stare

There's a wind blowing your way

It's easy if you hold on tight

Everything will be alright

The winds of change

The winds of change

You will not stop

The winds of change

You can see the way they blow

Ohhhhhh, that's the way we go

The winds of change

The winds of change

You will not stop

The winds of change

Nothing stays the same

Baby, nothing stays the same

The winds of change

The winds of change

You will not stop

The winds of change

You can see the way they blow

Ohhhhhh, that's the way we go

The winds of change

The winds of change

 


 

C01.13 This Is The Day

 

Written by Nik Kershaw

 


 

Another day comes and then goes,
Tomorrow is at your door,
They tell you that time loves heroes,

So what are you waiting for?
The hours go right on by,

You follow the one thing universal
You don't even find out why,

You know this is no rehearsal.
This is the day

This is the moment
This is the real thing
This is the way

This is the moment

Wohh-ohhh

This is the life...
Still living in hope that one day,

Tomorrow will call your name
Still giving the best things our way,

It's never yourself to blame,

You think it'll be alright
As soon as you change your situation
Still searching with all your might,

When mess is your destination

This is the day

This is the moment
This is the real thing
This is the way

This is the moment

This is the life...

This is the day

This is the moment
The waiting is over
This is the way

This is the moment

Wohh-ohhh

This is the life...
And follow your tale until you come to a certain understanding,

Oh this is when time stands still,

This is the time still standing

This is the day

This is the moment
This is the real thing
This is the way

This is the moment

This is the life...

This is the day

This is the moment
The waiting is over
This is the way

This is the moment

Wohh-ohhh

This is the life...

 


 

C01.14 Make My Day

 

Written by Nik Kershaw

 


 

No problem, I'm doin' fine
I've got no body but that's my design,
Well, that's what I believed, as I live, as I breathe
and I find myself thinking of you,
Got my sky up above me, got my dreams come of me,

So just say that you love me and make my day
I'm alright, my needs are small...
There ain't one thing, I need at all,
Just when I thought it was safe, I get caught,
wishing I had a lair here, like you
Got my sky up above me, got my dreams come of me,

So just say that you love me and make my day
Make my day
One person, one mad man
He could be... so wrong,
No man is, better than I am
Be happy, that's strong
Got my...
(Make my day)
Got my sky up above me, got my dreams come of me,

So just say that you love me and make my day
Make my day,
Make my day,
Ready, make my day

 


 

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